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"Come on up Brad ... my parents are asleep ;)"

The world’s first Fart ‘n’ Run!

Wanna know how I'm doing? Alright.

Advance through the platform world with your blobb to help King Blobb. Hard to go into details about the game, but it's a fun game with blobbz and stuff. You must survive, find secrets and defeat evil foes to win the game. Discover the blobb within yourself and be careful not to lose your blobbyness. NOTE: Contains blobbz and overusage of the word "blobb".

With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

The poop gods have found out about the disaster you brought upon them in your previous mission and they are furious! They have located you on earth and took you to a hidden cave somewhere on the planet "Pooparium" and the only way to escape and get back home is to play their game and show them why you are the best poop collector out there! This time they are making your life harder with obstacles and more challenging rooms so go out there and show them how fast you can shame them and clear their rooms to escape back home! Feedback is always welcome, enjoy!

Who said platform games had to be nice and fair? Time for a little change. Arrow keys to move, try get through all the levels. You don't have lives, but it records how many you lose. You will lose a lot, the game is pretty hard, so try not to get too mad on the first level. And yes, the game is possible.

As David Gilmour of Pink Floyd once said: "We all have our dark side to say the least." Gremlor is no exception. He's a living being just like you and me. Although what you consider to be a "dark side" is definitely different than what he thinks. Is this a game? An experience? Who knows! It might be both! Help Gremlor rescue the princess from the evil turtle king in this iconic 2D platformer!!!!!!!!

Dodge obstacles as a potato.