Behold the Kickmen

20.07.2017
Critic 26/100
Users 80/100
Genre: Sport Indie Arcade
Behold the Kickmen is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

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