Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator

31.03.2015
This must be emphasized from the outset: The Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator is a tool, and not a toy. It does not exist to amuse you. It is meant to train prospective football coaches in the art and science of managing the travails of the offseason. Any fun you may have, or amusement you may find, while piloting this simulator is purely accidental, and should be reported as a software bug. This "video game," if you would like to call it that, is not about fun and games. It is about getting dressed, resetting the clock on your car radio, shopping at the hardware store, and accomplishing offseason tasks. In other words, it is the exact sort of game Bill Belichick might himself make. This game is possible to beat, but you may find it frustrating and difficult at times. That is because you are not Bill Belichick.
Bill Belichick, weeks removed from his fourth Super Bowl win, finds himself in the guts of the offseason. he must complete offseason tasks. he must also find meaning in a life without football. your goal is to guide Bill to a greater understanding of purpose, and of self. the simulation will end if it is detected that you are not living true to the principles of the Bill Belichick system.

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