Dark Lords Don't Give A :)

01.11.2018
Dark Lords Don't Give A :) is a first-person game, combining visual novel and card fighting battle to create a very comedic game. Summon dark lords to fight against ghost cats that have been invading your land....except that those dark lords are not very reliable. Note to self: This game is made just for a meme and not to be taken seriously.
Your land has been invaded by the ghost cats. As a young summoner of the darkness, you decided to summon the Supreme Dark Lord Goat, the ancient protector of the land. However......what happened? He doesn't remember agreeing to protect your land? What? Summon another dark lord? What? Dark Lords don't give a :)?

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