Hiveswap Friendsim

13.04.2018
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A darkly comedic episodic visual novel set in the Homestuck/Hiveswap universe.

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01.01.1970

Fresh from your recent close encounters and near misses, you continue on your involuntary Alternian vacation. Two new trolls arrive on the scene and your burning thirst for companionship hasn’t waned. Quench it in Hiveswap Friendsim Vol. 2!

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01.01.1970

Following your recent brilliant FRIENDSHIP story successes (or brutal failures, just depending on your personal truth) you arrive in Vol. 3 of the Hiveswap Friendsim, ready for a deep dive into more companionable roguery.

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01.01.1970

Burned and lightly battered, this serial befriender is still truckin’ along. In a stunning departure from the rest of the oeuvre, Vol. 4 of Hiveswap Friendsim uses visuals, music and text to tell a story where you meet two trolls and try to make friends with them.

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01.01.1970

Coming in hot and fresh from a distant galaxy to the digital media platform of your choice, it’s Hiveswap Friendsim Vol. 5! Now with two new trolls to friend and be friended by. Delve deeper into the hostile urban landscape of an alien world as you brush up on your Alternian culture.

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22.06.2018

They say the more things change, the more they stay the same. For instance, you. You move on to new trolls, but your goal is an ever-fixed mark. Friends, comrades, a modicum of sympathy in this deep, dark world. They also say you should be careful what you wish for. Desires give way to pain, disillusionment, failure.

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06.07.2018

Crimes? Well, you know all about those. You’ve seen some stuff in your time. One might even go so far as to call you… ”hardcore." How does one become hardcore from playing a video game of the visual novel and social simulation variety?

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01.01.1970

Wow, these potential friends just keep on showing up, huh? Ready yourself for some more hard yet beautiful truths about life, connection, yourself, and video game downloadable content. All that and more is coming at you in Hiveswap Friendsim Volume 8.

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01.01.1970

Your expedition through an unforgiving alien planet continues in this newest volume of the Hiveswap Friendsim! Visit breathtaking natural vistas and architectural gems where you'll soak up Alternia's rich cultural traditions — and where you'll encounter two of your toughest customers yet.

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01.01.1970

Back at it again at Hiveswap Friendsim—here, at the auspicious tenth volume. Wow. Ten whole volumes. That’s over TWENTY WHOLE FRIENDS! You can feel the sparkle of your success stories billowing in your wake, leaving a trail of stardust wherever you go. Seems like this might be a good time to sit back, relax, coast a little bit.

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03.09.2018

Volume 11? Of Hiveswap Friendsim? Eleven volumes, 23 trolls, and you’re still alive, still in an approximation of fighting form, and still kicking it in this hostile alien environment. Hell, you’re barely even an outsider anymore. You know the games, you know the memes, you got this.

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01.01.1970

Webster’s dictionary defines friendship as the emotion you feel when you’ve successfully purchased, downloaded, and played a volume of Hiveswap Friendsim. Luckily for you, round 12 is here to fulfill that weirdly narrow definition for you. Enjoy the sweet, sweet feeling of having burrowed your way into these two hearts. You deserve it.

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01.01.1970

Are you aware that most accidents happen in the home? It’s true. You’re just minding your own business, sitting in your living room, and BAM. A large chunk of ceiling falls on your head or a harpoon flies in through an open window. Provided you live near a lot of whale hunting. The point is, it kills you. You’re dead. Randomness abounds.

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01.01.1970

Ah, another week, another volume of Hiveswap Friendsim. It’s a way of life now, honestly. This steady ramble through the dramatic horrors of the alien countryside, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Anything goes. As long as it can fit in our budget and timescale. Volume 14, for instance! No rules! Just right! Just clowns!

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01.01.1970

Here in this life we all have thoughts, feelings, motivations, and passions. They're what keep us going when times seem dark, especially on alternating Fridays. Some people seek the catharsis of artistic self-expression. Some of us yearn only for FRIENDSHIP. Others still find meaning only in playing short visual novels about aliens.

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01.01.1970

You guys wanted more hot clowns, right? That's why you're here? That's what you've been waiting for all this time? Well, take a bit fat slurp on THIS monkey's paw. Savor every last one of its feculent simian digits for as long as you like. This other guy will have your grave ready for you when you're done.

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01.01.1970

Penultimate. The second to last. The not-quite-final. The calm before the storm. Here at the beginning of the end, teens both moody and muscular await you. More heartwarming candor, more laughs, more weird time nonsense, and more memes that were outdated the second our pens left the paper.

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01.01.1970

It’s finally here: the last volume of Hiveswap Friendsim. We’ve had a long, memorable journey together, haven’t we? Around now is typically when we’d play a slideshow highlighting all your best moments, but we aren’t Facebook. We don’t feed off of personal information, just your tears. Your sweet, sweet tears.

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