Yoshi Goes to Tesco

30.03.2022
Browse the aisles for the items on your grocery list, get into some trouble, and solve minor puzzles in this short (15-25 minute) shitpost about the wonders and terrors of retail, with dumb references to outdated memes, copyright infringement and jokes about British "culture."
It's a beautiful day (well, not really, but gray cloudy skies are considered above average for the UK) for the iconic character from the Super Mario franchise to go grocery shopping at Tesco, the multinational British retail chain that is the third-largest retailer in the world measured by gross revenues and has horse meat in their beef burgers!

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